Drudgies.

1. TERESA'S BACK: ELECTION WAS HACKED!
Apparently evil right-wing operatives hacked into the "mother machines". So we have Governor Doyle vetoing voter-id and the likes of Tay-ray-zuh spouting moonbatisms.

2. Pelosi Accuses GOP Leaders Of Abusing Their Power...
Yawn! Standard stuff I wonder if the story has her using nazi references.

3. 500,000 Pro-Syria protesters march in Beirut...
For once I hear the MSM underestimating the size of a rally that opposes US policy. A CBS report stated "tens of thousands" attended.

4. Playground insults banned...
That will work!

5. BILL CLINTON TO HOSPITAL IN NEW OPERATION... DEVELOPING...
We will pray for your speedy recovery President Clinton. Note to Al-Pazeera, I want a full retraction when you get caught misreporting the right's reaction on this. Not a slinkily reworded story.

6. Italy Demands Justice from U.S. Over Iraq Death...
What? If you want justice then quit paying terrorists off. Next time you try to pull of such a rescue inform the soldiers in the area. The blogosphere is rumbling that justice would be President Bush demanding Italy out of the coalition.

7. 15 headless corpses found south of Baghdad...
Must have been US forces involved.