Thursday, October 27, 2005

A Word From Tonight's Sponsors.

Are you afraid for your life? People are trying to kill you, who do you turn to? You don't trust the Americans after all, they killed the sons of your client. You are afraid of the Iraqi Police because they are traitorous collaborators. Who is a lawyer for a mass murdering tyrant to turn to?

Simple just call the us at the UN and we will be glad to send the Kofi Annan Crack Security Squad. (KACSS) No need to fear anymore, we will guard you after all KACSS is all about protecting and coddling mass murdering, stealing tyrants. Have a voluptuously beautiful daughter in your house or entourage? No need to fear, the KACSS will never notice.

Just look for the blue helmet!