Wednesday, October 26, 2005

They Want What?

Saddam's lawyers refuse to work with the court trying Saddam until they get better security. Guess what? They want seucrity provide by the crack Kofi Squad Security–the UN!


Do you remember the Buckwheat Assasination skits from Saturday Night Live some years ago? Is that what these lawyers want? That is what they will get.

Guard1: Hey! He's got a gun!
Guard2: Run run run!
Lawyer: Ouuuuuccccccccchhhhhhhh [falling to the ground mortally stricken], gurgle gurgle gurgle ahhhh.

In addition the lawyers will have to hire additional security for their children.