They Want What?
Do you remember the Buckwheat Assasination skits from Saturday Night Live some years ago? Is that what these lawyers want? That is what they will get.
Guard1: Hey! He's got a gun!
Guard2: Run run run!
Lawyer: Ouuuuuccccccccchhhhhhhh [falling to the ground mortally stricken], gurgle gurgle gurgle ahhhh.
In addition the lawyers will have to hire additional security for their children.